When you're not in the mood to say what you really want to say, wear a jumper that does it all for you—literally. See our top conversation pieces for fall below.
Heart-intarsia Cashmere Sweater, Valentino ($2,890). valentino.com
Whether you're a fan of Italian pop artist Giosetta Fioroni or the saying "your eyes are the eyes of a woman in love" resonates deeply with you, your admirers will be left wondering whenever you walk out in this Valentino cashmere sweater.
Emoji Sweater, Ji Oh ($500). Barneys New York, 3040 M St. NW, 202-350-5832
The peace emoji can be interepreted in many ways, but you know the social media-savvy bunch will appreciate the gesture on this playful sweater.
Tricia Sweatshirt, Sandro ($175). sandro.com
You may encounter people clapping their hands for no reason whenever they spot you and your très chic sweatshirt.
Serious Moonlight Sweater, The Elder Statesman ($1,550). net-a-porter.com
David Bowie fans will immediately love this sweater, named after the star's 1983 tour concert video.
Good Girls Cashmere Sweater, Milly ($350). bergdorfgoodman.com
Who said being bad was a negative thing? Tell the world what you really think with this blunt Milly top.
Slogan-Intarsia Fine-Knit Sweater, Moschino ($470). matchesfashion.com
Does the phrase refer to your sweater's requirements for cleaning or is it a profound statement regarding your overall lifestyle? Whatever it stands for, it'll have people wondering.
Sad Face Wool Sweater, Marc by Marc Jacobs ($298). Saks Fifth Avenue, AMC Mazza Gallerie, 5555 Wisconsin Ave., Chevy Chase, 301-657-9000
When your day isn't going the way you had hoped, here's a sweater guaranteed to let people know to either stay away or comfort you.
Hillary For President Sweater, Alice & Olivia ($368). 3303 M St. NW, 202-602-0445
Political affiliations just got a bold, fashionable makeover, thanks to Alice & Olivia's "Hillary for President" top.