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8 Witty Sweaters That Speak So You Don't Have To

By Catherine Park | August 19, 2015 | Style & Beauty National

When you're not in the mood to say what you really want to say, wear a jumper that does it all for you—literally. See our top conversation pieces for fall below.

Valentino Heart Sweater

Heart-intarsia Cashmere Sweater, Valentino ($2,890).

Whether you're a fan of Italian pop artist Giosetta Fioroni or the saying "your eyes are the eyes of a woman in love" resonates deeply with you, your admirers will be left wondering whenever you walk out in this Valentino cashmere sweater.

Ji Oh Peace Emoji Sweater

Emoji Sweater, Ji Oh ($500). Barneys New York, 3040 M St. NW, 202-350-5832

The peace emoji can be interepreted in many ways, but you know the social media-savvy bunch will appreciate the gesture on this playful sweater.

Sandro Clap Your Hands Sweater

Tricia Sweatshirt, Sandro ($175).

You may encounter people clapping their hands for no reason whenever they spot you and your très chic sweatshirt.

The Elder Statesman Serious Moonlight Sweater

Serious Moonlight Sweater, The Elder Statesman ($1,550).

David Bowie fans will immediately love this sweater, named after the star's 1983 tour concert video.

Milly Good Girls Are Boring Sweater

Good Girls Cashmere Sweater, Milly ($350).

Who said being bad was a negative thing? Tell the world what you really think with this blunt Milly top.

Moschino Dry Clean Only Sweater

Slogan-Intarsia Fine-Knit Sweater, Moschino ($470).

Does the phrase refer to your sweater's requirements for cleaning or is it a profound statement regarding your overall lifestyle? Whatever it stands for, it'll have people wondering.

Marc by Marc Jacobs Sad Face Sweater

Sad Face Wool Sweater, Marc by Marc Jacobs ($298). Saks Fifth Avenue, AMC Mazza Gallerie, 5555 Wisconsin Ave., Chevy Chase, 301-657-9000

When your day isn't going the way you had hoped, here's a sweater guaranteed to let people know to either stay away or comfort you.

Alice & Olivia Hillary for President Sweater

Hillary For President Sweater, Alice & Olivia ($368). 3303 M St. NW, 202-602-0445

Political affiliations just got a bold, fashionable makeover, thanks to Alice & Olivia's "Hillary for President" top.

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